she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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