I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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