He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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