So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Randomize
