Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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