Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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