So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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