we're blogging at a bar
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
My life is pants optional.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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