I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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