new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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