there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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