He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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