another moral hangover. fuck.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just want nice things and good sex
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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