It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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