He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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