she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
How external is "for external use only"?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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