i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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