A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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