I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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