This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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