So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I don't think brook has ever known best
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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