Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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