I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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