I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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