I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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