singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i out mim tonsoeep
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