Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Shame is for Republicans.
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