i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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