dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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