do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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