I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I think people are normalizing furries
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Randomize
