Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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