how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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