It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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