Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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