holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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