this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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