Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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