great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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