I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
My vagina is very pro this idea
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