She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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