The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
should my penis look like a turkey
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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