Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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