can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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