She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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