They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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