My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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