and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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