Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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