i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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